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Photo Finish #2 : And thus ends Holidailies. See y'all next year! (posted Jan 6, 10:49am)

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Photo Finish #1 : I thought those guys were naked or losing their pants at first. (posted Jan 5, 3:39pm)

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The Christmas Train (Don't Read It) : Never before have I heard such delicate, elaborate, hedging descriptions of "they waved the security wand over his crotch a lot." (posted Jan 4, 11:03am)

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Random Thoughts 3 : I'm sorry, but Thanksgiving Day Parade can suck it: the Rose Parade is the best one. THEY MAKE IT ALL OUT OF FLOWERS! How is that not amazing? (posted Jan 3, 12:00pm)

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NYD Carmel : It was the second time in my entire life that I have been to a California beach and it wasn't utterly windy and frigid, total shocker. (posted Jan 2, 12:24pm)

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NYE Day : Meryl Streep is hilarious when stoned. (posted Jan 1, 11:40am)

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The Usual Year In Review Meme : What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before? Presented at a conference, drove without freaking out, even drove at higher speeds on public roads, had my first root canal, actually got over my gag reflex from hell, saw Wicked, taught beginning sewing, meditated regularly for awhile, got initiated, manifested stuff, including a LOT of feathers. (posted Dec 31, 12:34am)

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More San Francisco : And we saw a flash mob! (posted Dec 30, 1:31am)

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Disney Dorks : "If it is 9 a.m., I woke up at 8:30 and am totally dressed and ready to go,but YOU are in your bra and panties, your hair in curlers, and you're brushing your teeth...DON'T START NAGGING ME IF I AM READY YET. I'm just saying." (posted Dec 29, 1:03am)

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Quick Entry : Gotta go. (posted Dec 28, 10:36am)

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Random Thoughts 2 : She was horrified, and I was just like, "Look, they're gonna hate anyone I bring home, period, this wasn't exactly a surprise here." (posted Dec 27, 10:44am)

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Orphan's Christmas 2 : Was it a pleasant night? Sure. Did I feel weird? Yup. Would I have had more fun in SF? Yes. But on the other hand, MOM DIDN'T CRY ONCE. There's your Christmas miracle right there. (posted Dec 26, 11:58am)

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Someone Else's Family : Christmas must be with family, even if it's a family of random strangers. (posted Dec 25, 2:01am)

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Christmas Meme 2 : I second Bozoette on The Little Drummer Boy. Why can't an actual drum be heard in this song? Seriously? (posted Dec 24, 10:12am)

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Festivus Sweater Grievances : Truths Universally Acknowledged When It Comes To Sweater Knitting: (a) You will, inevitably, sew one sleeve in wrong, no matter how much you thought you checked ahead of time. (posted Dec 23, 10:08am)

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Working The Last Week : Thank goodness for Holidailies, or I'd run out of Internet to read because hardly anyone updates as time goes on. (posted Dec 22, 10:15am)

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It Only Gets Lighter From Here On In... : We kind of ah, skipped the religious aspects of a Yule party. (posted Dec 21, 10:28am)

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I Hate The New Technological Regime : Call me crazy, but if I'm going to talk on the Internet, I want to actually talk on the Internet. With more than one sentence. And paragraphs, even. And stuff I thought about beyond "man, this is boring" and "mmm, lunch." (posted Dec 20, 11:04am)

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Holiday Music Playlist : So I have gone to work on making a very large Christmas (and any other dang holidays I can find, which is hard) playlist. And guess what! I can share it with y'all! (posted Dec 19, 11:29am)

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Random Thoughts For The Week : Well, the other day I saw a squirrel entering the trap, too soon for me to scare it away. And it....came back out ASAP with the nut from the trap. Hah. Go squirrel! (posted Dec 18, 10:26am)

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Sound And Fury Signifying Very Little : "Oh, hey, by the way, the union agreed to furloughs! Except it's still temporary layoffs, just for 2-3 days at a time, and we're slapping a cute name on it!" (posted Dec 17, 10:12am)

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The Work Party (Monday Party #1) : Now, we all like the dude. I'd like to point that out before I get to the point where we did the Office Present Stealing Game and Tech Guy had gifts stolen from him over and over and over and over and over again. (posted Dec 16, 11:08am)

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It Happened Again... (Monday Party #2) : I just don't like pushy and he was doing the Subtle Pushy, but not all that subtly. (posted Dec 15, 10:32am)

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Nevada City In The Rain : And sure enough, Saturday I slept till nearly 1 (which was awesome), vegged out on the couch, caught up on DVD's.... around 3 p.m. she called me and was all, "Can I come up?" Okay, so it's on now? (posted Dec 14, 10:27am)

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Dead Traditions : Okay, there's the occasional thing I don't miss losing to time and circumstances :) (posted Dec 13, 10:57am)

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Years To Go : There's a large, long gap of years between where I am and where I want to be. (posted Dec 12, 3:12pm)

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Advent Calendar Binge : So, for anyone who's bored, here's some advent calendars that you can binge on: (posted Dec 11, 10:27am)

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Christmas Meme : I was actually impressed that she HAD a request instead of "Oh, I dunno, nothing I guess...." (posted Dec 10, 10:31am)

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Caught In A Trap : You know how it goes. Same old, same old. Said it here a billion times, every December. (posted Dec 9, 11:03am)

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(Almost) Boring Day : I got a call from my friend Jackie saying that while she was at the dentist's, a CAR drove through the lobby and trapped them all in there. (posted Dec 8, 10:44am)

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Early Bragging : In other news, I only spent $75 at craft fairs this weekend. Yes, that's actually um, good for me on the restraint part. (posted Dec 7, 10:12am)