Jennifer R

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A Good Driving Day : I'll bid everyone farewell and it's been lovely seeing you so frequently one month a year. (posted Jan 9, 8:15am)

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Do Knott Go There : I'm sure most folks who like going to Six Flags Vomit Comit Adventure Parks would be quite happy to go here, and that is just not so much my thing. (posted Jan 8, 9:18am)

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Reasons Why I Hate Social Media : Best of Holidailies And just like everyone else, I'll be tweeting incessantly, like the shrieking bird outside your window at 5 a.m. Whether I want to or not. And that really pisses me off. (posted Jan 7, 7:41pm)

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Christmas At California Adventure : I continue to think that California Adventure is a much less impressive park than Disneyland, since a theme of "various parts of California" are just not as interesting or world-buildy as say, "Fantasyland" or "Adventureland." (posted Jan 7, 10:43am)

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Not Moving Yet : I should wait on a move. I am obviously not ready yet even though I wanted to think that Setting A Date would Make It So (TM Picard). (posted Jan 6, 9:34pm)

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Christmas At Disneyland : The rides you must see at Disneyland at the holidays-- no matter how long those lines are, they're worth it-- are the Haunted Mansion and It's A Small World. Those rides really redecorate. (posted Jan 6, 1:31pm)

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Fish In A Tree : But I have no idea how to get 100% I WANT THIS, I AM TOTALLY COMMITTED HEART AND SOUL to well, anything. The realism kicks in, you see. (posted Jan 5, 10:41pm)

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Christmas At Disneyland Primer : Everyone says it's ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE to go to Disneyland the week after Christmas. (One woman told my mother that Disneyland ran out of food and water one week. Really?!) I am the only person who will tell you that "Eh, it's not SO bad." No, seriously. (posted Jan 5, 2:38pm)

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Quotes : Hell, I miss enjoying driving, which I haven't done so much of the last few times. I'm kind of forgetting how to like it in between the car issues and the directions issues and the hysterical sobbing for an hour after every ride. (posted Jan 4, 8:26pm)

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New Year's Eve vs. New Year's Eve : And given how much I wish I was partying instead of doing this, it's kind of rubbing it in my face to be watching a movie with 2 hours of partying in it. (posted Jan 4, 8:38am)

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Back To Status Quo : My gut whines about wanting to leave, but it says a different tune while I'm scared and on the freeway. (posted Jan 3, 7:31pm)

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New Year's Meme Once Again : I'm still trying to get used to the life lesson of "Once you make a decision, things will start helping you along that path." And now I'm even less sure of that one any more. (posted Jan 3, 8:17am)

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Rose Parade Day : I love that they do these insanely inventive things with rose petals. I wish I could get in to work on a float, even. (Well, maybe someday.) (posted Jan 2, 6:49pm)

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The Non-Adventures of a Reality Anvil : But this time (possibly for the first time ever), she was reality anvilling me. With all the same arguments I've made to myself over the years as to why it's a bad idea to pursue this. With all the same arguments I have in my head all the time every day. (posted Dec 26, 9:51pm)

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Insane Cooking : "Eh, you could put pumpkin in the soup, after all, it is CALLED pumpkin soup...but you don't like, absolutely HAVE to..." This is pretty much our issue with cooking right there. (posted Dec 25, 4:46pm)

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Holiday Meme : Oh, and maybe change a few bits in "Love, Actually," like "For the love of god, don't tell me that Laura Linney can't have a boyfriend because of her sick brother." And have something awful happen to Mia, like she falls into an elevator shaft. (posted Dec 24, 6:49pm)

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Getting Stuff : I wasn't like, officially petitioning the universe for this stuff, but it was on my brain a lot... and I guess I ran into the situations/people who were interested in facilitating that. (posted Dec 23, 1:44pm)

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Non-Traditional Holiday Movies : Having Merle also be doing magical evil sh*t back at Gillian while they fight over Shep could have led to some fun plot times, y'all. (posted Dec 22, 1:43pm)

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Lost Priorities : I ONLY lose one glove of the pairs that are my absolute favorite. (posted Dec 21, 7:08pm)

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Songs I Met This Holiday Season : I've had plenty of free time on my hands to look for holiday horrorz to add to the collection. (posted Dec 21, 12:23am)

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Zipcar, Round Three : I swear to god, when I saw that the phone was gonna be useless, it was one of those moments where God is probably thinking, "For an EXTRA challenge tonight..NO PHONE FOR YOU!" (posted Dec 20, 12:09am)

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A Lot Of Books And Hats : I also had a million opportunities to ponder Wither Animal Hats? Answer: at like, every third craft booth and on every single head of kids and on most of the adults too. (posted Dec 19, 12:11am)

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Mame Versus Auntie Mame : I totally want to trade my aunts for an Auntie Mame of my own. (posted Dec 18, 12:19am)

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Another Office Holiday Party : The bling makes my eyes burn, and I LIKE bling usually. (posted Dec 17, 12:06am)

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How To Fix "Little Drummer Boy." : Shouldn't this song have, instead of PA-RUM-PA-PUM-PUM (PUM, PUM)., a bitchin' drum solo busting out at those parts? Preferably done with enthusiasm and vim, the way that a small boy given a large noise-making object would actually do? (posted Dec 16, 12:15am)

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In Defense of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." : Best of Holidailies When I first heard Grandma, I discovered that there were other songs like that out there. Less reverent, more funny. It's what started one of my favorite Christmas hobbies; trying to find ANY music that isn't a traditionally done, traditionally sung without irony, got written in 1942 tune. (posted Dec 15, 7:02am)

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Aftermath : It's a tossup between "hey, few people around! awesome!" and "oh, wait, stuff's not open, sh1t," really. (posted Dec 14, 10:38am)

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Can't Navigate : How the hell am I supposed to move if I can't even find my way around a city freeway in midday late December lack of traffic? How stupid am I? How the hell am I ever going to do this? (posted Dec 12, 4:12pm)

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Prius Fail : So, how did it go, you ask? Well, it could have gone worse. I personally did not crash the car or hurt it in any way. So there's that. But otherwise... (posted Dec 11, 6:28pm)

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Shopping Regrets and Christmas Mixes : But beyond that, I have such an insane amount of music that I really should make some with crazy themes. Like: (a) JUST versions of "Last Christmas",(b) Sexy Christmas,(c) Redneck Christmas, (d) Songs about reindeer, and (e) Violent Christmas. (posted Dec 10, 8:48pm)

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The Future : But really, it's about @#$@$!% time I learned how to do everything 100% alone without any help or support, isn't it? Isn't that what real (single) adults do? (posted Dec 9, 5:04pm)

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Holidailies: The Year In Review : At the end of last year, I had the heebie-jeebies about 2011 being some big ol' year of disaster in which I would lose my job, end up moving in with Mom, and feeling homicidal. Thankfully it hasn't been THAT bad. (posted Dec 9, 1:03am)