Kymm Zuckert

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Sooooooo many dog walks : Tomorrow is the last night with Josh, then Wednesday it's just my regular four walks and it's all going to feel like a vacation! (posted Jan 9, 9:32pm)

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Dramatic dog day : Well. That certainly was an interesting day. (posted Jan 9, 7:32am)

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Poor old man : I hope that nobody tells me I can't do that, because twenty-one more walks like today would really do me in. (posted Jan 8, 6:19pm)

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What kind of food is the spare tire? : Clerk: What kind of spare was put on? Mom: A mushroom. Clerk: What? (posted Jan 8, 12:21am)

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It had to happen sooner or later : Yep, right rear tire blew, or rather EXPLODED. It was smoking, and there was a small pile of burnt tire ash next to the rim, which I have never seen before. (posted Jan 7, 12:00am)

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Travails of a professional dog-walker : Other problems other jobs don't have is walking down the street with a Pekinese while listening to Mark Maron's podcast, with guest Mojo Nixon, and realizing that I was singing out loud and strong, "Gonna tie my pecker to m'leg, to m'leg/Gonna tie my pecker to my leg!" (posted Jan 5, 11:46pm)

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Digging the salt : It's one of the nice things about dog walking, when you see them after a week, they lose their minds with joy, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" being the subtext. (posted Jan 3, 11:30pm)

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Movies from 2011 : This is my list of every single movie I saw last year, with ratings. Fourteen are four star films, fifteen are three and a half, twenty-one three star, eighteen two and a half, six are two stars, and one is half a star, and that still might be over-rating it. (posted Jan 3, 10:17am)

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New Year's Day : Day off today, almost, day off tomorrow entirely! I will lie around the house in a slovenly fashion, eating bonbons in my jammies and watching hours and hours of the Rose Parade. (posted Jan 2, 8:29pm)

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New Year's Eve 2011 : Okay, I've gotta wash this dye out of my hair before the ball drops, see you in 2012! (posted Dec 31, 11:18pm)

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Scary Pekinese : Walked Bowie, the peke whose owner always calls at the last minute, and for the first time I came to his apartment while his owner wasn't there. Well! He wasn't having it! (posted Dec 29, 11:29pm)

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Various dogs and cats : Seen in the park as I was walking Goldie and Brando, a group of hipsters dressed in black, drinking from red Solo cups and playing boules, I assume, ironically. (posted Dec 28, 11:41pm)

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No sidewalks : Just started this next paragraph about four times, and realized that I have nothing else to say. So goodnight! (posted Dec 26, 11:23pm)

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Sleepy, busy Christmas : Presents were clothes clothes and more clothes, and a big collection of fifty classic movies that if I watch one a week, it'll last me until almost next year, so maybe I'll do that! (posted Dec 25, 8:55pm)

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Christmas eve : Christmas is tomorrow! I'm mostly working, but still, Christmas! (posted Dec 24, 9:49pm)

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Century City : We looked at each other and I said, "We should have gone to The Grove." (posted Dec 24, 1:05pm)

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Presents, what presents? : I haven't been very on the ball this week, but I also have been working long-ass days, meaning from 7a to 11p, so I'm not surprised how much I have not been updating, Holidailies or no! (posted Dec 22, 9:53pm)

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'Tis the Season to Walk the Dogs : I'm working so much on Christmas day that we aren't having a turkey dinner, we'll have a couple of steaks, because I have about a one hour break to open presents and quickly eat in the middle of the day. (posted Dec 20, 11:44pm)

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We Bought a Girl With the Dragon Tattoo at the Zoo : Is it the high-end Ikea-style furnishings that make the men go all rapey? The world may never know. (posted Dec 19, 1:56pm)

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The Spell That Always Works : "I submitted a play and I just KNOW they'll take one!" that is frankly the spell that always works, in that there is no way that play would go through in that case. (posted Dec 17, 1:12pm)

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Not exactly an entry : Proper entry tomorrow morning, promise! (posted Dec 16, 10:41am)

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Solving the problem of the divorce rate : "Does a hammock belong in the living room? Check yes or no." (posted Dec 14, 11:51am)

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Cold, rain, and back home : It's amazing how I managed to have two full carloads worth of stuff to stay for less than three weeks away from my house. Admittedly, I brought all of my library books because if I had to return something I wanted to make certain that I had it, but did I need that many clothes? (posted Dec 13, 12:22am)

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"Snowy, look at this... " : Another review! I actually have plans next year involving reviews, but that is news for another day, today we talk about The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn, or, as it is also known, Everybody is an Idiot But Snowy. (posted Dec 12, 11:30am)

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"I know that Moscow has planted a mole..." : I love a movie that assumes a certain level of intelligence on the part of the audience. (posted Dec 11, 11:56pm)

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Svetlana the extremely unsuccessful prostitute : Now, this is my bread and butter, making up characters and doing accents and voices and improv-ing, that's my bag, man, but if I didn't have the characters, then it doesn't matter how good I am. (posted Dec 10, 2:51pm)