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Shameless appeal : Ever since I was a teenager and saw the Greenpeace coverage on TV about whales being harpooned, mothers bleeding and calves starving disoriented, doing something about that (ideally by volunteering on a ship like that) has been on my bucket list. (posted Jan 6, 8:29am)

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Happy Good Riddance Day! : Today, yours truly bids good riddance to a number of things. (posted Dec 30, 8:16am)

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Because writing anything ... : ... not going to happen, not with grandma and grampa in town and with showing off on the rocking horse and singing e-i-e-i-ooooooo ... (posted Dec 27, 10:49pm)

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From us to you : Much much much much much much love. And our picture. (posted Dec 25, 10:48pm)

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Beard on fire : And see, Santa, I came up with that business plan ALL BY MYSELF! (posted Dec 25, 12:17am)

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Bittersweet : Best of Holidailies Let's face it: In many respects, this year's been like a bad country song. (posted Dec 24, 1:08am)

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Love : If I had known then how much larger the love of a child is than the puny little affections I was chasing after, I would have bypassed years of wasting my attention on transitory relationships with men, jobs, people whose appreciation I could never win, and gone right for the gold. (posted Dec 22, 12:24am)

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Yours truly, a year ago : And if I weren't so bone tired from the pole-dancing and slam-that-martini competitions we had here at Casa de Cathair aka the Palace of the Poopy Diaper in honor of Little Miss Kickboxer's entrance into this world, I'd write more. (posted Dec 21, 12:31am)

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Letter to Santa : Thank you, Santa! I know you're a good guy, even if you left most of the flaxseed cookies on the plate last year. And took only a bite out of one of them. By the way, we just found that bite under the sofa today, while decorating the tree some. (posted Dec 20, 1:19am)

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Do not read if you're easily offended : The skit below made me pee in my pants laughing. Of course, so do all the coughing and sneezing I do these days, so I'm basically a drippy smelly mess who spreads her bodily fluids all over the place. Whatever. (posted Dec 18, 11:16pm)

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Photo Follow-Up: Slutty Brownies : About 30 minutes after the "holiday potluck" was declared opened, they were gone. And since yours truly is nothing if not humble (and new to the company), I put myself pretty much last in line, which is to say: I got ... crumbs. (posted Dec 17, 11:53pm)

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I swear we weren't drunk : That fabulous sequin jacket? Inherited when a former drag queen friend of mine got rid of his prior year's drag queen outfits. That would be the same friend who taught me how to apply eyeshadow. Because ya never know when all you'll have is a new job, your good looks, and an open bar at the company's holiday party. (posted Dec 16, 11:52pm)

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Foodfest: Slutty Brownies : Hey, they're quick, cheap, and easy ... and they smell and taste so naughty you won't want to offer these to Santa. Or maybe you do, depending on what's on your wishlist (wink wink). (posted Dec 16, 12:27am)

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Too sexy for my health care : If my nails weren't too gorgeous, I'd be pulling my hair out now. Instead, well, I'll just stare at them for fifteen minutes, and all will be right with the world again. (posted Dec 14, 11:37pm)

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The world as we know it : ... it has ended. It's army crawling today ... and skydiving tomorrow. View for yourself! (posted Dec 14, 1:41am)

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Not ready yet : She used to drown in size 0-3, and the pants that were really long only a couple of months ago are now highwaters. Soon, she'll ask to borrow my shoes and car keys. (posted Dec 12, 6:15pm)

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Resting my case : How many government employees does it take to change a cable? I was in the room when that question was answered. (posted Dec 10, 8:42pm)

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Want and do : In other words, I have, I think, discovered a spot in life in which it doesn't matter how thin or smart or successful I am; I'm loved either way. Not a bad place to be. At the same time, hello, who is that person in the mirror? (posted Dec 9, 8:03am)

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Love and Death on St. Nikolaustag : People, I'm not a fan of Babies R Us, except that Little Miss Kickboxer prefers a certain exclusive kind of binkie which is exclusively procured by said fine retail outlet, and said fine retail outlet is exclusively located in Strip Mallorama--where teen pregnancy rates run high, educational averages low, and wannabe barrio gangstas do their more or less violent barriorista ... (posted Dec 8, 7:39am)

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Setting the record straight : Today is Nikolaustag. You know, the day when St. Nikolaus rescued the poor children from a terrible winter and gave them food and shoes--which is why Little Miss Kickboxer's tiny new Robeez were filled with Apfel-, Nuss-, und Mandelkern ... or maybe a little pink plush piggy. (posted Dec 7, 8:06am)